My Cat in a Poem

Matthew Trevithick
My cat wants cheeseburger

I wrote this in about 6 minutes for a quick journal entry. It's about my cat, whom, rumour has it, could literally eat the entire state of Texas, and still have room for Mississippi. Watch out southerners.


My cat has a never ending gullet
It goes from here to there
If we do not fill up his bowl
He gives us a mean stare

But when we fill it to the top
With slimy fishy muck
He eats it so damn fast
That he just throws it all back up.


My cat, in a poem.